do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah”
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
This is the best, so funny and awesome.
So, what we gonna do with you, eh?
spock is becoming self aware
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